Q: What is christianity?
A: It is the belief that a two thousand year old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master; so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.
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